Sprite was quite offended by my post about her suffering from Realism Envy or Dimension Envy and she made sure I knew it!

“Is envy the same thing as covetousness?” Sprite asked me

After I had checked a thesaurus I said “Yes”

Envy: as a noun – jealousy, greed, as a verb – covet, desire, be jealous of

Covet: desire, want, long for, crave”
“And ‘Thou shalt not COVET’ is the tenth commandment, isn’t it?” she continued.
“I remember that because when we talked about mnemonics you showed me how the number ten looks like a fork and a plate and said it reminds you not to want what other people have on their plate.


So that means Jews and Christians think coveting is a sin. And I looked up other religions too and they also say it is a sin to covet.”

“But I just want to be REAL and I want to be able to be in the same dimension as you, my creator, like Persona Doll Sprite is!”
“It is the same as Pinocchio wanting to be a real boy or  you wanting to go to Heaven and be with your Creator. I don’t think that is a sin!”

“So I don’t want you to say I have envy. I want you to say I am YEARNING.”


Realism Envy


Participating in the Sage Thyme Philosophy Group has been a great experience for Sprite so far but it has also caused some problems. She is now suffering from “Realism Envy”! I will explain in a moment.

I was interested to find when I searched for Sage Thyme online that there is a training program for health care workers in the UK called Sage & Thyme

From their homepage
The SAGE & THYME ® model was developed by clinical staff at the University Hospital of South Manchester NHS Foundation Trust (UHSM) and a patient in 2006.  It was designed to train all grades of staff how to listen and respond to patients/clients or carers who are distressed or concerned. It places published research evidence about effective communication skills within a memorable structure for clinical practice.

‘SAGE & THYME’ is a mnemonic which guides healthcare professional/care workers into and out of a conversation with someone who is distressed or concerned.  It provides structure to psychological support by encouraging the health worker to hold back with advice and prompting the concerned person to consider their own solutions.

SAGE & THYME is designed for foundation level communication, suitable for any member of staff (e.g. medical secretary, outpatient clerk, nurse, physiotherapist, doctor, social worker, student) and for any specialty.  It is suitable to be used with patients and carers, students, colleagues and children – anyone who is distressed or concerned – inside and outside of health and social care.


During the philosophy program Sprite has been thinking about and discussing the nature of existence and reality. It seemed very complex to me and I had to have a quick read of Wikipedia to get some idea of the concepts they were discussing
Existence entry on Wikipedia
Reality entry on Wikipedia

Like most gifted children Sprite thinks deeply and asks questions about abstract concepts.She often talks about reality and existence. She does not like anthropomorphism of animals in children’s picture books and wants me to depict her in a realistic manner rather than as a cartoon. She is very concerned about how REAL she is.


Sprite’s appearance has changed over the years; mainly due to variation in the drawing and in the tools I am using to create the images. She does appear to have become more realistic and less cartoon-like. All the images of Sprite are based on a single clip art picture.
Sprite’s age does not change. She has always been the same undisclosed age and she is always depicted as having an injured left ankle and needing to wear different shoes on each foot to illustrate the concept that she needs different educational provisions for both her giftedness and her learning difficulties and differences.


But the main cause of Sprite’s “Realism Envy” is the creation of the Sprite Persona Doll

“Is she more real than I am?” Sprite asked. “Do you think she looks more life like than me? How can a doll of a person be more life like than the person?”

“If you drew a doll for me, then the doll would be less real than I am; because it would just be a toy. But if you drew a doll for me it would be in my dimension.
But the Sprite Persona Doll is in your dimension. She is sitting on your couch and cuddling with your Columbus Cheetah and playing with your art and craft materials. And she has nice new shoes from Smartfit and new pink hippo slippers just like mine. And she has Felicity as a friend too”


So really Sprite’s problem was not just “realism envy”. It was also “dimension envy”.
That has always been an issue for Sprite and she has played April Fools Day tricks relating to Interdimensional travel.

One morning when I turned on my computer I found Sprite peering at me from behind the icons on my desktop and pushing on my screen.
“Let me out!” she was saying. “All you have to do is get one of those tiny screwdrivers and lift off the glass and then I can come and visit you in your dimension. I gave up on trying to get you to come here!”


Review of the March for the Tree Octopus:Transcript 1

I found Sprite feeling tired and stressed. She had not slept well ever since the day of the March for the Tree Octopus.
“I just keep on going over and over it in my mind!” she said. “Intellectual and Imaginational Dabrowski are arguing about it and I don’t know whose side I’m on.
All the arguing is making Sensual feel anxious and irritable and Emotional is upset because she doesn’t like arguments and because it is upsetting me.
Psycho Motor tuned out fairly early and said he would find out and settle the matter but I think he got sidetracked.”

“What is the problem?” I asked.

“It’s all really complex and really confusing – so I have tried to record it. Here you listen!” Sprite thrust the voice recorder into my hand.

Here is the transcript

Intellectual Dabrowski (to Sprite): Why did you stage a march to raise awareness and ask for help for a creature that does not exist?

Imaginational Dabrowski (to Intellectual): Who says it doesn’t exist? Define exist!

Intellectual Dabrowski (to Imaginational) Maybe it exists as a fictional creature but SHE (pointing at Sprite) was acting as if it were a real creature. I told her she should check her sources. I told her she should be careful to cite her references correctly. Now she has made a laughing stock of herself and devalued the good work she has done in the past!

Imaginational Dabrowski (to Intellectual): Says he who dressed up as a Dogopus!

Intellectual Dabrowski (to Imaginational): But I cited my references and the Dogopus could exist in the future! And I wasn’t staging a march and asking for support for it.

Imaginational Dabrowski (to Intellectual): Anyway, I still say, how do you know the Tree Octopus doesn’t exist? Look at Sprite’s platypus toy – when the Platypus was first encountered by Europeans in 1798, a pelt and sketch were sent back to Great Britain and British scientists thought that it was a hoax. But we know that the Platypus is real and you can see them at Healesville Sanctuary  There are lots of really strange animals out there!

Intellectual Dabrowski (to Imaginational): But then there is the whole field of cryptozoology. A cryptid (from the Greek (krypto) meaning “hide”) is a creature whose existence has been suggested but that is unrecognized by scientific consensus, and whose existence is moreover often regarded as highly unlikely. Noted cryptids include Bigfoot, Yeti and the Loch Ness Monster. The Tree Octopus, at best, is a cryptid and Sprite would be considered a crackpot by the scientific community if she claimed to have seen it and started to champion its cause.